teacher: cite your sources in this essay
that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
He just accepts it right away.
Are we not gonna talk about how the bottom right corner says fabulous frogs
No we’re just going to accept it.
is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating
update: i was having an asthma attack
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people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
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when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
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This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
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