frvnk-oceans:

fckm3numb:

bitch-esque:

shaynnee:

Doing this in public is so damn sexy.

unf so good

Goodness

I would fall off that mf chair

frvnk-oceans:

fckm3numb:

bitch-esque:

shaynnee:

Doing this in public is so damn sexy.

unf so good

Goodness

I would fall off that mf chair

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do