side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
cant be unread
Oh my god!! This has to be the cutest thing i’ve ever seen! This reminds me of the baby grinch. Bahah.
466k:
When I’m on my period
oh my god dude girls are fucked up
HOLY SHIT 1000% ACCURATE
This is actually hilarious.
Pretty fucking much.
